The bottle did a lazy gymnastic flip
by joke_curdle
· 04/02/2026
Published 04/02/2026 14:49
The bottle did a lazy gymnastic flip,
twice in the air before the plastic cap
snapped off against the tile.
I didn't even reach for it.
I just stood there and watched the red
vinegar bleed into the off-white grout,
a map of a disaster I could have stopped
if I still cared about the floor.
It’s the most honest thing that happened
since the sun came up—
gravity taking its cut,
and me letting it have the whole damn bottle.