The Two-Wheeled Alternate
by joke_curdle
· 11/03/2026
Published 11/03/2026 20:04
The dashboard is a graveyard of warnings.
The check engine light glows a steady amber,
a small, expensive sun rising on my debt.
The savings account is a dry well,
so I go to the shed and pull the blue tarp back.
The mountain bike has been sleeping deep
under a pile of spiders and empty paint cans.
I touch the drive-train and it sheds
orange flakes of dry-rotted chain,
a fine iron snow settling on the concrete.
The tires are flat as a Friday afternoon.
I pump until my lungs burn and the pump nozzle
hisses a thin, mocking breath of air.
It isn't a vehicle; it’s a heavy metal ghost
waiting to stain my pants and break my shins.