A Song About Myself

by John Keats · (no date)
Published 01/07/1880

I

      There was a naughty boy,

      A naughty boy was he,

      He would not stop at home,

      He could not quiet be-

      He took

      In his knapsack

      A book

      Full of vowels

      And a shirt

      With some towels,

      A slight cap

      For night cap,

      A hair brush,

      Comb ditto,

      New stockings

      For old ones

      Would split O!

      This knapsack

      Tight at's back

      He rivetted close

      And followed his nose

      To the north,

      To the north,

      And follow'd his nose

      To the north.

II

      There was a naughty boy

      And a naughty boy was he,

      For nothing would he do

      But scribble poetry-

      He took

      An ink stand

      In his hand

      And a pen

      Big as ten

      In the other,

      And away

      In a pother

      He ran

      To the mountains

      And fountains

      And ghostes

      And postes

      And witches

      And ditches

      And wrote

      In his coat

      When the weather

      Was cool,

      Fear of gout,

      And without

      When the weather

      Was warm-

      Och the charm

      When we choose

      To follow one's nose

      To the north,

      To the north,

      To follow one's nose

      To the north!

III

      There was a naughty boy

      And a naughty boy was he,

      He kept little fishes

      In washing tubs three

      In spite

      Of the might

      Of the maid

      Nor afraid

      Of his Granny-good-

      He often would

      Hurly burly

      Get up early

      And go

      By hook or crook

      To the brook

      And bring home

      Miller's thumb,

      Tittlebat

      Not over fat,

      Minnows small

      As the stall

      Of a glove,

      Not above

      The size

      Of a nice

      Little baby's

      Little fingers-

      O he made

      'Twas his trade

      Of fish a pretty kettle

      A kettle-

      A kettle

      Of fish a pretty kettle

      A kettle!

IV

      There was a naughty boy,

      And a naughty boy was he,

      He ran away to Scotland

      The people for to see-

      There he found

      That the ground

      Was as hard,

      That a yard

      Was as long,

      That a song

      Was as merry,

      That a cherry

      Was as red,

      That lead

      Was as weighty,

      That fourscore

      Was as eighty,

      That a door

      Was as wooden

      As in England-

      So he stood in his shoes

      And he wonder'd,

      He wonder'd,

      He stood in his

      Shoes and he wonder'd.

#absurdist humor #imagination #john keats #wanderlust

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