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by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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Published 01/07/1880
Part of The Spinster's Sweet-Arts
Sweärin agean, you Toms, as ye used to do twelve year sin'!
Ye niver 'eärd Steevie swear 'cep' it wur at a dog coomin' in,
An' boath o' ye mun be fools to be hallus a-shawin' your claws,
Fur I niver cared nothink for neither—an' one o' ye deäd ye knaws!
Coom give hoäver then, weant ye? I warrant ye soom fine daäy—
Theere, dig down—I shall hew to gie one or tother awaäy.
Can't ye taäke pattern by Steevie? ye shant hew a drop fro' the paäil.
Steevie be right good manners bang thruf to the tip o' the taäil.