The Hat Incident

by Eli Baird · 17/01/2026
Published 17/01/2026 16:00

The eulogy stretched, a drone,

a hum that made my bones

ache. Aunt Carol's hat, so grand,

began its slow, silent stand.


One brim dipped, a dark descent,

until an eye was neatly lent

to shadow. A secret stage.

I fought the laugh, a rising rage


of something unholy, raw.

The solemn weight, the solemn law

of grief. But then that feather shook.

I hid my face, a desperate hook.


It wasn't funny, not quite, no.

But the hat's slow, tragic show

unlocked a tremor in my chest.

I bit my lip, put it to rest.

But the tremor stayed.

#dark humor #family tension #funeral #grief

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