The Hat Incident
by Eli Baird
· 17/01/2026
Published 17/01/2026 16:00
The eulogy stretched, a drone,
a hum that made my bones
ache. Aunt Carol's hat, so grand,
began its slow, silent stand.
One brim dipped, a dark descent,
until an eye was neatly lent
to shadow. A secret stage.
I fought the laugh, a rising rage
of something unholy, raw.
The solemn weight, the solemn law
of grief. But then that feather shook.
I hid my face, a desperate hook.
It wasn't funny, not quite, no.
But the hat's slow, tragic show
unlocked a tremor in my chest.
I bit my lip, put it to rest.
But the tremor stayed.